it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere
I wanted to … make [Rorschach] as like, ‘this is what Batman would be in the real world’. But I have forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, ‘smelling’, ‘not having a girlfriend’, these are actually kind of heroic! So Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I made him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street and saying: ‘I AM Rorschach. That is MY story’. And I’d be thinking: ‘Yeah, great. Could you just, like, keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live?’
Tumblr and Puns
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
The Great Game (Jim’s POV)
Actual events on that pool encounter.
Dammit wrong door.
"I just had the best idea."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
"Hey while we’re here, let’s give it an attack butt!”
"No but it’s great! It can block a burrow or crush an attacker’s skull with it!"
"That’s it. I’m going home. Why do you even hire me?"
Tom Hiddleston Behind the Scenes of Friend Request Pending (x)
Page 1 of 230