Tatterdemalion Logic

4th June 2012

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Omg (spoilers but to be fair it’s mainly sex what do you think you’ll be spoiled for?)

Okay so it’s not bad. I mean, I’m not wetting my panties, but it’s a decently written AU and stays away from IKEA Erotica (just).

BUT

Not!Edward keeps calling not!Bella ‘baby’ and it’s really starting to get on my nerves. Just. Stop it.
There’s this really long bit in a helicopter which is just… Them in a helicopter. Didn’t know this was Martin Crieff’s fantasy as well.
Described not!Bella’s nipples as ‘elongating’ which is just So Nasty.
BDSM sex is sort of hilarious when you think about it. This book has given me lots of time to think about it.
Sex dialogue is also hilarious. Just generally.
Not!Bella is really kind of dismissive of her friends. I can’t tell if this is accurate characterisation, bad writing or a clever joke.
gfdajmkgblajnfdkln CRACK WHORE oh I can’t any more *dying*
I’m kind of pleased by the frank discussion of safe sex in this, but I can’t tell if it’s because it’s kind of deathly clinical in the middle of all the leather and butt-smacking.
NO ONE OUTSIDE THE INTERNET KNOWS WHAT UST IS.
I also love his generic businessman talk when he’s on the phone.
Omg no period sex Is Not Sexy noooooo.
Okay. Okay. She should get over the Mrs Robinson thing. It is seriously the least of his/her problems. The least.
The thing is. The thing is. Apart from the sex this relationship is So BORING. How are you going to stretch this out over three books? How?
Stop finding his weird stalking endearing because it’s not.
Aw, this girl’s life is too perfect. I kind of hate her because it’s too good. Perfect GPA, did all the extracurricular stuff, got her first job on the first interview, perfect bf/mother/bff. FUCK OFF.
Fail at taking-the-pill protocol.
Okay I would kind of like to know why he has the no touchy thing, since he’s no longer a sparkly vampire thing.
Oh. Okay, I wasn’t expecting that. Huh.
WILL THEY EVER BE HAPPY? YES, PROBABLY SHOUTY BLURB FOR THE NEXT TWO BOOKS.

Tagged: 50 shades of grey lulz it was trashy also bdsm

3rd June 2012

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florence-l:

Oh my god. This has to be the best photo of Tom Hiddleston so far.

Why?

Because he’s still beautiful even when he doesn’t smile

Because he has a the avengers t-shirt

Because of the hair style

Because of the colour of his hair

Because of his casual look

Because of his face

Because he looks like Loki when he went to the supermarket

Because of that frown

Because of that arms

Because he is Tom Hiddleston and I love him.

Can you imagine Loki at the supermarket tho? He’d be all ‘Unexpected item in the bagging area? Do you not know who I am???’ Then he’d like, fuck a packet of Poptarts and run away when the little three-legged Poplokis start to bounce around. On his way out he blows up the place like ‘That for your 5p fee on plastic bags!’ Then the Avengers show up and are like ‘Who could it be? Is it… Doctor Doom??’ and Thor just points at all these little Poplokis bobbling about in the wreckage like ‘No, look, weird little freak babies. This is Loki’s doing!’ And of course, they can’t just leave the little Poplokis there because they’re just babies, so they take them back to the Avengers Assembly Hall or whatever and the Poplokis just get crumbs and jam everywhere. And it’s not because Poptarts drop a lot of crumbs or anything, it’s just because the look on Tony’s face when his science is suddenly inexplicably sticky is hi-larious.

Tagged: yep zed will know why this is funny

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2nd June 2012

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loki0fasgard:

This is also porn

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1st June 2012

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sarahnicol13:

Robert Downey Jr, as a pinup girl

Tagged: reblogging for zed because i am terrible

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1st June 2012

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deductism:

lornasp:

cumberbuddy:

SCREAMING

Inspired.

CANNOT

Tagged: jroak;pjraoi yep good

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1st June 2012

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toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:

anorie:

borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

^I heartily agree with the those tags.